I haven't thought of a single thing that had a point in 42 years and 3 fortnights.
November 14, 2013
Ask me the right question,
I’ll tell you anything.
Help me along in this endless reflection
Stop me from falling.
You envelop me in the brightest
Light, within you absolutely endless,
But darling don’t put it to the test
For all that stress may bring me back to the darkness.
Just please won’t you trust
There’s no need for all this fuss.
November 6, 2013
Dealing with an ex that’s hard to get out of your mind: Remember they were once the wrong person, which is not soon to change, and somebody else is, of course, the right person; so why give that other person any less of a chance of finding you? Can you afford it?
October 15, 2013
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
oh MY GOD
December 27, 2012
November 1, 2012
August 9, 2012
Ryan Lochte clears up all confusion about peeing in pools.
July 11, 2012
I say that Touché is the single greatest word in the dictionary. Beautiful. And especially useful if you’re having an arguement with someone who has just proven a valid point. If you say touché back they’re just like “…..oh….. yeah it was good wasn’t it!” to which you can reply, “Yes. That is, after all, why I said touché.” then they walk away feeling like they lost the conversation.
You gotta be kidding me.
June 28, 2012
June 27, 2012
This is how my Cousin Bennett handles a crisis